Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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