U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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