I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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