So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm just crazy horny about you
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
