Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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