I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i believe in u and ur pee
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
