Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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