oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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