my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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