new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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