Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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