Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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