nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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