Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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