chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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