Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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