quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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