? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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