We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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