he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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