Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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