My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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