i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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