I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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