How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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