This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
