grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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