You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
