I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
