Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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