Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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