Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I want her autograph on my taint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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