all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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