are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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