Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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