I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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