I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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