Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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