so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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