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Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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