Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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