I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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