it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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