It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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