no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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