Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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