he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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