is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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