i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"