billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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