wat bout pragnant strippers??
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Tornado booty call.. dedication
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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