i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize