It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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