nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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