They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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